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lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

Dan Stevens and Benedict Cumberbatch attends a Gala Screening of ‘The Guest’ at Soho Hotel on September 1, 2014 in London, England. (x)

Anonymous asked:

hell o friend uwu i am here to clarify that the bearded dan picture is photoshopped. ive been taking graphic design for 4 years and im studying that in college and after close analysis, ill tell ya that it's definitely photoshopped. also dan constantly complains how he can barley grow stubble, it would have legitimately taken him like 10 years to grow a beard and it would've shown in a video since he's been making them since 09 and in the pic he's def older. ok TL;DR it's fake k bye -Lia

lesterfied:

i was 98% convinced it was fake bc how would he grow it in between filming videos/radio shows but now i have confirmation i feel relieved thank u friend

dayglobetty:

This gif set will never get old, ever.

johnlockhusbands:

 Captain John Hamish Watson - not gay

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

lilacblossoms:

erectionsandtea:

I FINALLY GOT THIS FINISHED!! Winter Soldier version of “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?”

Inspired by this post and also partially by this

Bucky? Do you wanna take down Hydra?

Come on, let’s fight some crime

I really want you by my side, to fight bad guys, and be just like old times

We used to be best buddies, and now we’re not

I wish you would tell me why

Do you wanna take down Hydra?

Bucky, please help me take down Hydra (who is Bucky?)

Okay, bye

Do you wanna take down Hydra?

Now that they’ve infiltrated SHIELD

I’ve got no transport so I can’t get far, I lost the car, you took the steering wheel (Calm down there, Buck)

I don’t know what to do now, I don’t wanna fight

I can’t watch more people die

…wait, you mean Fury isn’t actually dead?

~

There was a man on the bridge…who was he?

I knew him

Wipe him, and start over

But I knew him

It was him…he looked right at me. But he didn’t even know me.

~

Bucky? Please, I know you’re in there

And I can’t lose you again

When I had nothing, I still had you, and you have me too

Cos you’re my friend

No matter what will happen, I’ll be with you

‘til the end of the line…

Do you wanna take down Hydra?

EDIT: Download now available here.

EVERYTHING IS PAIN

[also - reblog this version, this is the singer/songwriter responsible for this hilarious and twisted fanwork]

k-lionheart:

dead-men-talking:

spaceandstuffidk:

lightthiscandle:

jump-suit:

asonlynasacan:

ultrafacts:

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I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

It is, and I am so happy.

So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

This post just keeps getting better and better.

Holy crap this is awesome.

my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

k-lionheart:

dead-men-talking:

spaceandstuffidk:

lightthiscandle:

jump-suit:

asonlynasacan:

ultrafacts:

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I don’t know if this is true, but it’s hysterical

It is, and I am so happy.

So my first thought was, “Why did you bring a cat onto your plane?”, but then I read the excellent link from jump-suit, and learned that

the crew found (the cat) ‘more useful than any barometer. You must never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat,’ as Murray Simon put it.

Never cross the Atlantic in an airship without a cat - advice that we should all remember and take to heart.

This post just keeps getting better and better.

Holy crap this is awesome.

my friend saw this. My name is Kat. She is now insisting that I smuggle myself into a bag and go with her on her trip to Germany. I don’t understand why a ticket isn’t enough, she’s actually telling me to get into yoga so I can fit in a bag. Why tumblr.

(Source: best-of-memes)

  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.