My teacher is hot.

Now they could all see the Lonely Mountain towering grim and tall before them.

(Source: sammywasabi)

lornacrowleys:

my prediction is that at this point by 2016 world of warcraft will literally just be a furry simulator and i will welcome the day it becomes so with open arms

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl)

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster)

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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(Source: timelordgifs)

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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cumbersonic:

deareje:

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Benedict Cumberbatch at SDCC July 24 2014

KILLING ME

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

waitingondhr:

Tom Felton and Helena Bonham Carter, 06/19/14